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dj-master-d:

Awkward as fuck

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kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

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aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

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earthdad:

i am shocked that snakes have evolved this far to be able to speak

earthdad:

i am shocked that snakes have evolved this far to be able to speak

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dekarichan:

it never ends

My whole life in a gif.

alstor:

dekarichan:

it never ends

My whole life in a gif.

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cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

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drinkingcocoa-tpp:

drinkingcocoa-tpp:

When baby Harry survived Avada Kedavra, it was the first time Voldemort knew hope that there was a force in the world greater than his hostility and rage.

Happy birthday, Harry.  Yer a wizard.  Happy birthday to J.K. Rowling, dear author.

Forgot I posted this last year.  Voldemort must have hoped there were some answers for him when the prophesied child was born.

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  • Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE
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queerwashing:

*takes bad selfie* *deletes* glad nobody outside a small group of nsa staffers saw that whew

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Harry Potter vs. Harry freaking Potter

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ucarim:

and say what you want ‘cause this one ain’t gonna change (x)

women of color in the marvel universe

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disneybakerdcp:

My love for this musical is limitless

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  • friend: you speak french?
  • me: yeah
  • friend: say something in french!
  • me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant