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feelmetal-alchemist:

morivan:

apocalypseawake:

luginub:

What I look for in a girl:

  • Water, 35 litres
  • Carbon, 20 kilograms
  • Ammonia, 4 litres
  • Lime, 1.5 kilograms
  • Phosphorus, 800 grams
  • Salt, 250 grams
  • Saltpeter, 100 grams
  • Sulfur, 80 grams
  • Fluorine, 7.5 grams
  • Iron, 5 grams
  • Silicon, 3 grams
  • Trace amounts of 15 other elements

I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.

A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.

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AVPM songs + Harry Potter movies

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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aperfectbookshelf:

bigbookadventures:

It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.

The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened

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neilnevins:

the harry potter wiki gets really in-depth

neilnevins:

the harry potter wiki gets really in-depth

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caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

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Today the kids wanted to hear a story, but I couldn’t think of any original so I cleaned up Daernarys’s plot from Game of Thrones. 

Once upon a time in a land far away, there was only one dragon left and she had to go on a long dangerous journey to reclaim her throne…

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quackenbuschlight:

"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?" fire cannot kill a dragon.

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asutori:

I don’t think his allergies were the only issue Carlos had with Khoshekh

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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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safety-officer-barto:

badsciencejokes:

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

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sexybaldwin:

chess-ka:

words-are-vibrations:

tyraditar:

tyraditar:

night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with

it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”

"Mountains? More like nothings" 

"Nice try, giant worms.

"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”

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